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[umbraedominus]

i wanna roll some dice i want to shot someone in the head i want to and i will do it..

charles

[Stu]

<sigh>

In no way do I doubt the sincerity and veracity of that statement.

It won't be long. I'm sensing some fresh interest. Keep those dice warm.

[ColGreeley]

Shooting people in the head? Sounds intriguing....

[umbraedominus]

yes that is how you help move the story from a nice space ship to a penal planet where you can not escape from while rob has social issues with his new ship

[livingancestor]

This sounds more like an episode in Charles' head than a role-playing game.

Is Charles off the meds again?

[Stu]

I can't speak to Charles' meds, but if there's a backwater gulag with a sadistic warden, insurgent faeries, giant steam-powered robots, or a vast collection of guns for which there are no bullets, it's probably one of my games.

Charles forgot that the physical evidence at a crime scene isn't so important when a R&I squad can reanimate and interrogate the victim.

As have we all, at one time or another . . .

[umbraedominus]

hey just cause i cant understand how the universe works doesnt mean im insane (or anymore insane than the rest of you) and besides they havent made a medicine that can help me anyway.

and remember if i am crazy its because of those i meet and hang out with at the store like forrest and rob and stu and troy and so on and ect

i learned it all by watchin you

[angel_lord]

So are you saying that too much Forrest drives you crazy?

[umbraedominus]

yes in lab mice it has been proven that too much forrest can cause insanity, although the FDA wont let us place a warning label on him.. and Stu all his mice just died lol

[livingancestor]

Charles, you savage beauty, I've only ever had a good effect on you.

Look how I took you under my wing and taught you everything I know about. . . . about. . . well, there must have been something I taught you.

[ColGreeley]

Too much Forrest is NEVER a bad thing!

[umbraedominus]

i never said it was a bad thing where else could i have learned all i need to know about how to carry beer at cons and other useful things

[Stu]

I only teach out of spite.

The stuff I teach isn't wrong. It's just stuff people haven't made up yet. I'm not into your whole "linear time" trip, baby. Sooner or later, everyone will be making up the stuff I teach. My proteges are all out there on the bleeding edge of speculative science. The squids may not ascend.

[scribe03]

So When are we going to roll dice??????:confused:

[umbraedominus]

dont worry Stu if i make up something that you could have taught me i will make sure to give the credit to someone who needs it and keep all the money for the day all the bad things start to crawl out of the earth