You Make the Caption!

[Stephan]

Back by popular demand!

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/for-all-powerful.jpg

[Pilgrim]

WOOHOO!

Welcome back Stephan and Beloved caption thread!



"The non-all-powerful need not apply!"

[ColGreeley]

"You must be this tall to be All-Powerful."

[livingancestor]

Welcome Back Stephan. It's good to have the thread back.

[ColGreeley]

Career Counselor for the Gods!

[mruch89]

Downtrodden masses not welcome

[ColGreeley]

"Peons must report to the room down the hall."

[Jason]

About damn time Stephen. Welcome back.

The health care plan for the Gods also has a donnut hole. As you can see here, the all and mighty's will need consulting as well. Back you Bob.

[ColGreeley]

Where the Gods go when they have problems.

[Pilgrim]

Consulting is a code word for poo... and all-powerful is codeword for after Chipolte!

[ColGreeley]

"When you are just not sure you should destroy the universe."

[Pilgrim]

So Galactus, Dark Phoenix, and Superman walk into a consulting office...

[ColGreeley]

Where Deities go when they think they are bi-polar.

[ColGreeley]

"Uh, yeah, hi, I am not feeling so all powerful anymore. Could you help me?"

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42646000/jpg/_42646253_chinatall_ap220.jpg

[Pilgrim]

Stupid Americans born, tall... well we'll show them!

[ColGreeley]

"Now we ready for the NBA!"

[ColGreeley]

Japan's Drywall workers go on strike

[Stephan]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/excellent-room.jpg

[ColGreeley]

The normal room could only look from afar and be jealous.

[ColGreeley]

Bill and Ted's new home.

[Jason]

Nike's new shock basketball shoes.

[Jason]

I am looking for Sara Conner.

[Stephan]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/unsightly-and-peculiar.jpg

[ColGreeley]

Otherwise known as HOT TOPIC!

[Pilgrim]

After a while you do get used to it.

[ColGreeley]

"Excuse me, do you have anything ordinary?"

[ColGreeley]

UNSIGHTLY and PECULIAR - where motor scooters go to shop.

[DoomedToRepeatIt]

Before Abercrombie and Fitch, there was Unsightly and Peculiar.

[TikiBoy]

The fashion designers hell. Now in 2 languages!

[ColGreeley]

UNSIGHTLY and PECULIAR - not to be confused with ATTRACTIVE and PRACTICAL

[Jason]

Skooters Cell in cell block 4 is was ready for him to day after the leak for the CIA trials where over. Back to you bob

[Stephan]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/in_pictures_motherland/img/2.jpg

[Pilgrim]

We're here representing the Lollipop guild!

[mruch89]

Do these big hats make us look fat?

[papaThunder]

One of these men is not like the other...

One of these chaps is not quite the same...

[papaThunder]

One of these men is not like the others...

One of these chaps is not quite the same...

[ColGreeley]

One of these 3 lucky contestants will win the hand of our lovely bachelorette on ' THE DATING GAME!'

[ColGreeley]

Budget cutbacks have crippled Vienna's police force.

[ColGreeley]

The requirements for a career in law enforcement have dropped considerably.

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42662000/jpg/_42662167_smile_ap416.jpg

[ColGreeley]

Girls just want to have fun!

[Pilgrim]

Hi thar wanna cyber?!!!

[ColGreeley]

"We're going to Disney World!"

[Blackraine]

3 out of 5 shiite mothers agree: Minnie is a total tramp.

[ColGreeley]

These ladies show their happiness for the opening of DISNEY WORLD BAGDAD!

[ColGreeley]

"girls Gone Wild" - Shiite Edition

[LordKroeker]

Nobody wanted to tell Emporer Palpatine that the new green scarf and "ceremonial" disney "head bag" were just a gag from the folks over at Queer eye for the straight guy.

His royal guard, however were all laughs.

[ColGreeley]

"How many hamburgers do you ladies want?"

"FOUR!"

[ColGreeley]

"One night in Bangkok"

[papaThunder]

I can't see the pic, how sad.

So I will have to make up my caption from what has already been posted:

"The Islamic Disney Cyber-sexual hamburger eating contest in Singapore."

[ColGreeley]

These shiite college co-eds are ready for Spring Break!

[ColGreeley]

"Which of these 3 women will be voted off AMERICAN IDOL?"

[The Watcher]

These three women have come out to put in their applications to be waitresses for the new HOOTERS chain here in Baghdad.

They were fired from their previous jobs at FRIDAYS for not having enough 'flair' on their uniforms (shown here).

[ColGreeley]

( new pic please)

[Pilgrim]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070321/i/r2734393781.jpg

[mruch89]

I've had it up to here with Global Warming! If Congress and the American public doesn't start tkaing me seriously so help me...

[ColGreeley]

"Representin' WEST COAST STYLE!"

[The Watcher]

So... does this look like a dog? I've been practicing this at home all weekend with a lamp and white sheet... which... I seem to... um... to have not brought with me... how... awkward...

[ColGreeley]

AL Gore explains to his barber how much he would like to have taken off.

[LordKroeker]

Arf Arf!!

[mruch89]

I coulda had a V-8!

[ColGreeley]

"The dog goes 'RUFF RUFF."

[The Watcher]

No... really... I just have a huge zit. No you may not see it.

[LordKroeker]

Live long and ....no wait....Live long and....no that's not right...Live long and....psh....I give up!

[LordKroeker]

And when I put my thumb up here like THIS, then it looks like I can take my finger off!!!

[ColGreeley]

"Yo, what is up my homies?"

[LordKroeker]

These stage lights are so BRIGHT! Is anyone out there? Hello?

[ColGreeley]

"See, I can see if I am running a fever by feeling my forehead. And that is how I tested the earth for a fever as well."

[Pilgrim]

No I want it cut just like Mo!

[ColGreeley]

"Wow is it hot in here or what?"

[Pilgrim]

http://i.today.reuters.com/pictures/galleries/Stories/633003715863906250/Previews/pixlog2007032216.jpg

I'm not supposed to have Horns!!! for the Love of GOD kill me!!!!!

[The Watcher]

(Clip from Al Gore's movie)

This used to be the City of Detroit... but now they're goat-people thanks to nuclear reactors.

[Pilgrim]

Ladies Night at a Scottish Night club!

[ColGreeley]

Three Mile Island opened up it's new Petting Zoo today.

[The Watcher]

DANG! This one's pretty difficult. The jokes I want to make aren't appropriate for this board! (think) (think) (think)

[ColGreeley]

Even the Pagan Gods need nuclear power.

[Pilgrim]

These aren't horns. They are Brain Tumors!!!!

[Pilgrim]

Having adapted to their new environment, New Zealand sheep are still very sensitive to the sound of a zipper opening.


(see it isn't THAT hard)

[LordKroeker]

It was then that one of the many heads belonging to the giant goat creature noticed me...

[ColGreeley]

"Baaaaaaa....should we be worried.......Baaaaaaaaa!"

[LordKroeker]

Is that the power plant?

No, that's the Main Scottland meat packing facility for McDonalds

[ColGreeley]

The best Minotaurs are made with plutonium.

[LordKroeker]

It wasn't until the Troll came out from under his bridge that he realized he was dead and had gone to heaven...

[LordKroeker]

With the advent of nuclear technology Santa decided 8 Reindeer weren't enough. Irradiated Goats were hardier, tougher, flew faster, and Mrs. clause made mean goat stew too.

[Pilgrim]

Ahmadinejhad's to do list:

1- Get Nuclear Power
2- Bring in a massive herd of sheep
3- ??????
4- Kill all the Jews.
5- Profit

[ColGreeley]

"Does anyone smell something...melting?"

[LordKroeker]

The pagans had no idea when they bought it that the new nuclear powered summoning pentagram required so many sacrifices.

[ColGreeley]

How the Beastmen of Chaos armies in Warhammer Fantasy Battles establish their powers.

[ColGreeley]

"This irradiated grass is the best!"

[livingancestor]

Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe.

[ColGreeley]

"I still can't understand why this piece of property was so cheap."

[Pilgrim]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/nm_day_vase_070322_ssh.jpg

The NFL is getting a little desperate for qualified Line Judges.

[ColGreeley]

Major League Baseball was at first skeptical about Adolla's skills as a 3rd base coach.

[Pilgrim]

Nice Jugs.

[ColGreeley]

India opened up it 's first Super Major Highway today.

[LordKroeker]

WATCH OUT! There's a J.G.Skrunt behind you!!!

[ColGreeley]

"FIELD OF DREAMS II" the new movie from BollyWood.

[Pilgrim]

Few people know that India is Strongly influenced by Scottish Culture!

[ColGreeley]

"The hills are alive with the Sound of Music."

[DoomedToRepeatIt]

New Spring fashion: Red! Goes great with: Green!

[LordKroeker]

Before becoming the head of MCI/Worldcom's IT department, Bhindi's resume indicated "highly skilled in accomplishing deliverables in a timely manner."

[ColGreeley]

"Oh my, how do I tell Apu that I am once again with child?"

[LordKroeker]

Bhindi was SURE her new recipe for something she called the "slushy" would be a favorite. It was the golden age...before her 100 brothers and sisters would steal her recipe and migrate to America.

[LordKroeker]

Once the head is properly shrunken, It is important to walk them to the river an place them on their proper spikes.

[ColGreeley]

Adolla knew it would only be a matter of time before professional football came to India.

[LordKroeker]

"If only I could 'bend it'...you know...like Beckham."

[LordKroeker]

Her name is BHINDI Troy!!! Stick with the plan dammit!!

[ColGreeley]

Uh, Ryan, I named her Adolla first, check out the post.

[LordKroeker]

Well that's a DUMB name - like something George Lucas would name a princess or something. And shame on you for not calling me on it earlier, and ....and....now it's Bhindi!!! :D

[ColGreeley]

Ok, fair enough........

NEW PICTURE PLEASE! :D

[ColGreeley]

"Opening Day will be here soon...."

[Pilgrim]

http://i.today.reuters.com/pictures/galleries/Stories/633102280385781250/Previews/pixlog2007032608.jpg

Sure everyone does it, but not everyone needs their hand to love them back.

[ColGreeley]

When asked what helped her win the Women's 200M Butterfly, Crystal showed everyone.

[Pilgrim]

Crystal uses her Giant Paddle like Hands to get an advantage in swimming!

[ColGreeley]

"All you need is Love"

[DoomedToRepeatIt]

With fingers like that, self-love is no surprise.

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42728000/jpg/_42728167_cigar_afp416.jpg

[DoomedToRepeatIt]

So much for roach clips.

[Stephan]

When the elderly take "medical marijuana" a little too far.

[newdigitalblue]

If you like how she sucks down on that pole...

[ColGreeley]

The Guiness Book of World Records was on hand to determine if this was indeed the "biggest doobie."

[The Watcher]

Peer pressure finally got to Martha... after 78 years...

[ColGreeley]

Afterwards, the world's largest Twinkie was brought in, in case the ladies got the munchies.

[Jason]

Grandma and her friends smoked my stash this pass superbowl party.

[scribe03]

I don't care gramma, you and your bingo budies can find your own driver next time:mad:

[ColGreeley]

Meet and Greet backstage at Reggae on the Rocks.

[Pilgrim]

wait...

huh


What...


wait...


you said balls....


hehehe

[ColGreeley]

"Fire me up boy!"

[ColGreeley]

This gives new meaning to the term "smoked jerky"

[Pilgrim]

http://i.today.reuters.com/pictures/galleries/Stories/633102280385781250/Previews/pixlog2007032704.jpg

Wait till you get back to the restroom please!

[ColGreeley]

"Bring it, bring your weak ass game!"

[The Watcher]

FOR THE HORDE!!!

[ColGreeley]

"AGHHHHHHHHHHH!" "I think I tore something!"

[The Watcher]

Hulk Smaaash Puny Humans!

[Pilgrim]

Pony Tail Too Tight!!!!!

[The Watcher]

(obvious one)

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[ColGreeley]

"Give me the brick, I said, GIVE ME THE BRICK!"

[Pilgrim]

I don't want to take a bath!!!!!

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42699000/jpg/_42699525_battlefilmsix.jpg

[Pilgrim]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42699000/jpg/_42699525_battlefilmsix.jpg


I'm so confused! How did I get to the wrong side of the Scots versus English war?

[ColGreeley]

"freedom!"

[Stephan]

"This is madness!"

"This is SCOTLAND!"

[ColGreeley]

The Jacobite Rebellion Recreation Society met today.

[The Watcher]

Collin was always considered... special...

[ColGreeley]

"Of all the days for my uniform to be in the wash...jeez!"

[newdigitalblue]

This one time during the charge...

[scribe03]

CUUUUTTT!!!!!! Damn it Bob, you wear the wrong costume again!!!!

[newdigitalblue]

Damn it george it's the Scottish revolution not the American!

[ColGreeley]

The deleted scenes from ROB ROY.

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42737000/jpg/_42737391_pa416monopoly.jpg

[ColGreeley]

Gaming in the Victoria Era.

[MyMyst8k]

Monopoly pieces come alive!

[Pilgrim]

Dice Dice Baby.

[ColGreeley]

Early photos of a young Las Vegas.

[DoomedToRepeatIt]

I wonder if those could hang from my mirror. . .

[ColGreeley]

The search for MR. MONOPOLY 2008 heats up again.

[DoomedToRepeatIt]

Scenes from the little-known British B-movie "Kung Fu: Attack of the 2d6"

[ColGreeley]

"Just think Chester, if we can market these, we will make millions!"

"Brilliant!"

[ColGreeley]

City Council members contemplate what to do with the mining town of Cripple Creek.

[ColGreeley]

Trying to catch free roaming 6 siders dates back to the Victorian Era.

[Jason]

Casino Royal is now a live action roll playing game.

[newdigitalblue]

LARP's venture into the world of family board games, starting with monopoley

[Pilgrim]

http://i.today.reuters.com/pictures/galleries/Stories/633102280385781250/Previews/pixlog2007032815.jpg

It started as a Wart on my Butt!

[ColGreeley]

Iguana hatwear is all the rage for 2007.

[Blackraine]

You have head-lizards. Go to the infirmary. Here's a hall pass.

[The Watcher]

You have head-lizards. Go to the infirmary. Here's a hall pass.
You win. Blackraine, you are my new hero.

[DoomedToRepeatIt]

Davy Crockett was famous for his raccoon skin cap. Slightly less well known is Random Emo Kid #2 and her iguana helmet.

[ColGreeley]

Designer fashions take a bizarre turn....

[newdigitalblue]

the organic cloathing line goes literal.

[ColGreeley]

Fasions made from the rainforests come with a souvenir.

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42742000/jpg/_42742065_pa416queen.jpg

[ColGreeley]

The clone of the Queen was unveiled today......

[DoomedToRepeatIt]

"I can't believe that umbrella. Blue so does not go with transparent."

[ColGreeley]

Unbeknownst to most, the Queen's new umbrella was also bulletproof!

[newdigitalblue]

The queen opted for a half bubble instead of the full round bubble.

[ColGreeley]

New on LIFETIME, 'THE QUEEN IN THE SEMI-BUBBLE.'

[ColGreeley]

The Queen Mother, is the new Blue Power Ranger!

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42467000/jpg/_42467731_33.jpg

[Pilgrim]

After Nuclear war, only Cockroaches and Terriers will survive to battle for dominance on earth!

[ColGreeley]

The Yorkshire Terriers will start play in the European NFL this fall.

[newdigitalblue]

Yorky, was thankfull for his new weighted coat as it kept him from being blown off his feet.

[Keeper_of_Secrets]

His steed nobly caparisoned and on the watch, Sir Angus of the Miniature Yorkshire Knights set off to find the Golden Fleas of legend.

[ColGreeley]

Benji shows off his Coat of Arms after being Knighted.

[DoomedToRepeatIt]

You know, for this one, I got nothing.

[ColGreeley]

Baby Wookies are rare sight in the wild.

[papaThunder]

The tragic consequences of sniffing a posterior at the "wrong" time

[ColGreeley]

For crimes against Dog Society, Yorky was branded with the White Paw.

[scribe03]

The Yorky looked up and gingerly said “Gazunteit”

[ColGreeley]

(new picture please) thank you.

[Pilgrim]

http://www.drudgereport.com/oc.jpg

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42753000/jpg/_42753699_serduchka203.jpg

[Pilgrim]

It's a theme!!!

[ColGreeley]

1st pic - Buddy Christ, the Later Years

++++++++++++++++++++++++++

One of the many costumes worn by Elton John during his 60th birthday celebration.

[Blackraine]

I am Gay-cutess of Borg. All ur base r belong to us. I'm in ur base killing ur mans. Lol.

[ColGreeley]

The Dr. Who series unveiled it's newest villian race today.

[Blackraine]

We come from France!

[ColGreeley]

Elton's wish was to always be placed on top of the Christmas Tree.

[Blackraine]

You have committed a grave error by not kissing my Star. Now you must...

GNARFLE THE GARTHAK!

[ColGreeley]

"STARMAN II" coming to a theatre near you......

[ColGreeley]

"What do you mean STARMAN didn't make the Top 10 Sci Fi movies?"

[scribe03]

and you said that God hated those who marry of the same sex

:eek:

[ColGreeley]

"Is this too much? I can never tell."

[papaThunder]

This Bounty Hunter is my kind of scum...

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42760000/jpg/_42760151_boxers.jpg

[Pilgrim]

First rule of fighting... never fight anyone uglier then you, they have far less to lose.

[Rorschach]

The Korean remake, MILLION YEN BABY, just wasn't turning out so well...

[ColGreeley]

"Less filling...."
"Taste great"

the debate rages on......

[papaThunder]

It was their first night and they had to fight.

[ColGreeley]

The Koreans try to cash in on the ROCKY saga.

[ColGreeley]

Casting went out for the Off-Off Broadway adaptation of MILLION DOLLAR BABY.

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42764000/jpg/_42764877_sharjahbiennial.jpg

[ColGreeley]

Iran unveils it's nuclear intentions.....

[Pilgrim]

Giant Glowing Wire Mesh Plastic Explosive World Model: $1252
Custom built Electronic remote detonator: $837
White Robes and Cleansing ritual: $246

Getting 75 virgins in the afterlife for making a political statement: Priceless!

[Pilgrim]

This Single Globe Consumes more Electricity in an hour then North Korea produces in a year.

[ColGreeley]

Ahmad knew he had a winning science project showing the effects of Global Warming.

[newdigitalblue]

As we play the game "Can you find the Terrorist (With intentions of blowing up the world)"

[Blackraine]

"This area, surrounded by the red aura... this is where we believe the infidels come from." Ackbar told Al Jazeera.

[Rorschach]

"In Mumbai, they didn't quite get the idea of the Planetarium..."

"Hmmm...it is still boring even with the Pink Floyd..."

[Stephan]

Klinger from M*A*S*H tries a new tactic for getting out of the Army.

[ColGreeley]

A Glow in the Dark Lite-Brite of the Earth

[ColGreeley]

"The plans for the new Planet Earth were stolen by Bonthin Spies......many Bonthin spies died getting this information."

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42765000/jpg/_42765553_ahmad_416.jpg

[Pilgrim]

God's ROFL!

[ColGreeley]

"Hasan CHOP!"

[newdigitalblue]

And so more American culture bleeds into the middle east as one of the leaders does his impersonation of the robot.

[ColGreeley]

"And if you call right now, I will throw in this special offer, pure uranium for only $29.95. "

[Blackraine]

Inalienable rights! Ho ho ho! That's a good one!

[Pilgrim]

http://www.drudgereport.com/newsom.jpg

But can he cook?

[ColGreeley]

"So then, you know what I did? Oh, you are gonna love this, I detained them all 15!"

*************************************************

Ron knew that the press wanted to interview his tonsils

[Brandon]

So you don't think I can fit this whole microphone in my mouth eh?

[ColGreeley]

When these photos surfaced, Mr. Microphone knew his career was over.

[Pilgrim]

When these photos surfaced, Mr. Microphone knew his career was over.
HAH

Gavin is the Mayor of San Fransisco... most likely he gained 20-30 points in the polls.

[ColGreeley]

No one believed that Bob could force vomit microphones.

[Stephan]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/asian-rear.jpg

[ColGreeley]

Now you can buy your perfect rear at the grocery store and stop all that useless excercising.

[ColGreeley]

Fruits and Vegatables and Sublimtal messages - Next Dateline.

[Pilgrim]

too plump and delicious to be believable!

[ColGreeley]

Apparently there is a website for every type of fetish.

[Blackraine]

In the fashion industry, one of the first things aspiring designers learn is that some women have a pear shape while others have an apple shape. Then there's the combination of the two, known only as "Asian Rear".

[ColGreeley]

(new pic please)

[Pilgrim]

http://i.today.reuters.com/pictures/galleries/Stories/633102280385781250/Previews/pixlog2007041022.jpg

[ColGreeley]

Using his incredible mind powers, Johnson guides the ball in for 2.

[Rorschach]

"Old Weird Harold's play-style was always disturbing to his opponents."

[Pilgrim]

Spartaaaaaa!!!!

[Jason]

Rapters signs Jerry's kid for a 1 week contract.

[ColGreeley]

Johnson's please to the referee about being mugged went unheard.

[Blackraine]

A casting audition for "NBA The Musical"

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42777000/jpg/_42777841_ukrainecakes416afp.jpg

[ColGreeley]

Millions of muffins made their way to the Vatican for Easter Services.