The Living Ancestor

[livingancestor]

A Short Biography
1. I'm the oldest living gamer in Colorado Springs
2. I'm the living avatar of Nurgle
3. I'm a Miami Dolphins fan

These 3 things combine to make me very grumpy.

Nuff said.

[angel_lord]

Didn't the Miami Dolphins end when Dan Marino quit?

I mean sometimes I see people in Dolphins uniforms on what appears to be a football field, but I've always thought those were glory day films from NFL network :D

[livingancestor]

Hmmph. Probably a Cardinals fan. :eek:

[angel_lord]

Heck No. I'm a Seattle Seahawks Fan.

Who admittedly struggled to find identity after the loss of Steve Largent. But I think they've found it.

Coulda been worse though. Could have been a Broncos fan ;)

[squevitch]

I'm glad it is Nurgle and not Slannesh that you have chosen!

[Pilgrim]

Hey Forest!

You are still one of my personal heroes!

[livingancestor]

Yeah, I have that effect on people. Strange aint it?

Oh and Steve. . . Nurgle chose me. I didn't choose him.

[ColGreeley]

I am saving up my money for the FORREST ACTION FIGURE.

[Blackraine]

So... exactly what sport do the Dolphins play? I mean, it's not football, that's for dang sure!

[livingancestor]

Two Words;

Perfect Season

Oh sure. I know what you ninnies are going to say. That was a long tome ago. Well sure.

So what.

When was the last time Jesus did something really cool? THAT was a long time ago.

When was the last time M. Night Shamalamadingdong made a decent movie?THAT was a long time ago.

When was the last time George Carlin was funny? THAT was a long time ago.

Back off ya bunch of crack heads and bask in the glory that was and is, the Dolphins.

[ColGreeley]

I, sir, show respect where it is deserved. The Dolphins pulled off the only undefeated season. In my honest opinion, I do not think it will ever be matched. I salute you Dolphin fans!

Troy
Die Hard Packers Fan

[Pilgrim]

How smart can Dolphins be when they can't even avoid Tuna nets?

:p

[livingancestor]

Jim. Do not force me to admonish you. I have always thought of you as a son. An evil son, but a son none the less. Let's keep it that way. :D

[Pilgrim]

I humbly slink away... firm in the knowledge that I was right about dolphins... sad that it almost caused me a smitting! :cool:

[angel_lord]

Well Forest,

You may be right. The Dolphins often put on a spectacular show.

I must admit that the last time I was at Sea World and the Baltimore Aquarium the Dolphins did put on an awfully good show.

And well, all that chittering and water splashing is sort of cute to an extent.

What I don't get is why you think the Dolphins off the coast of Florida are any better than the Dolphins in, say, the Sea of Japan :p

[angel_lord]

Well, technically they did get defeated that season . . .

But the undefeated regular season was very neat.

[SoulTang]

I thought that the DNA test proved that I was actualy your son Forest ! ... and thus ends my dreams of world domination ..... or is that being dominated? hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :L)

[livingancestor]

Rich, you are my son. By the way, how was mom's funeral in the Bahamas?

I just said that I THOUGHT of Jim as my son. He's much too smart to have oozed out of my gene pool.

[SoulTang]

EEeeeeeeexxxxxcelent .... now the plan is right back on track !

[ColGreeley]

Well Forrest, your Dolphins defense just got better......they signed Joey Porter from the Steelers....

[livingancestor]

One word.

Superbowl

[angel_lord]

Nice acquisition for the Dolphins. That was a nice move indeed. But it sucks for the Steelers.

[Pilgrim]

One word.

Superbowl

Tastes like Clam Chowder... only more like Tuna.

Kinda odd consistency :)

[umbraedominus]

im sorry old man but unless the other ten guys learn to play better maybe your one word should be

help

just kiddin

remember for the fish to get to the superbowl they have to go through new england

[livingancestor]

Oh, they'll stop there. . . . for a bowl of clam chowder.

[Keeper_of_Secrets]

>>I'm glad it is Nurgle and not Slannesh that you have chosen!

Billy, what's wrong with Slaanesh? Just curious. I do, after all, have the Mark. :)