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Pilgrim
06-13-2007, 11:39 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4253849.stm



Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".


I am in no way a violent person
Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

Think about it...

Rorschach
06-13-2007, 11:52 AM
That's a Scouser rage for you...

Pilgrim
06-13-2007, 02:30 PM
When I first read this article I was eating a handful of Mixed nuts.


I read this article... with a mouth full of nuts.


the irony was not lost on me.

mruch89
06-13-2007, 03:26 PM
Only in England would you find a 37 year old man who refused the advances of a 24 year old woman.

Of course if she is capable of ripping out your testicles with her bare hands, maybe refusing the advance was a good idea... or not...

ColGreeley
06-13-2007, 03:32 PM
Good advice Mike, good advice...;)

papaThunder
06-13-2007, 03:37 PM
I think we have a new finishing move for the newest Mortal Kombat game!

Finish Him!

DoomedToRepeatIt
06-13-2007, 03:50 PM
Bobbit was a better story, though I doubt Mr. Jones agrees.

Galactoates
06-14-2007, 03:42 AM
Yup think I will stick to obsessing over asian chicks.... you all can keep the brits

Rorschach
06-14-2007, 09:12 AM
Only in England would you find a 37 year old man who refused the advances of a 24 year old woman.

Yep...he won't really miss the lost one.


Of course if she is capable of ripping out your testicles with her bare hands, maybe refusing the advance was a good idea... or not...

Depends on whether you like Viking Women or not. Or she might've been one of those red haired Irish firebrands...mmmmm

Edge
06-14-2007, 10:35 AM
I am going to have to call Shinnanigans... even if he was wearing slacks or sweats, how the hell did she palm the family jewels? I can understand pull and tug to cause some tearing, but unless it rolled down the leg, he had to be de-pants and hardly "rejecting her advances."

Woman doing that to me is getting a crushed nose, that will loosen the grip.

Da' Boss Troll
06-14-2007, 11:02 AM
Only in England would you find a 37 year old man who refused the advances of a 24 year old woman.

Need I remind you of...

http://www.actionfig.com/simpsons/db/data/1017725337_30181.jpg