You Make the Caption - Part Deux!

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42991000/jpg/_42991821_dinosaur_ap416.jpg

[papaThunder]

Oh my, Mr. Dinosaur, is that a third leg or are you happy to see me!?

Oh, that is a third leg? Sorry about that.

[ColGreeley]

Crosswalks could have helped save the Dinosaurs.

[Edge]

Prolly going to take alot of fiber to pass the rest of that guy's clothes.

[ColGreeley]

Zebrasauraus

[papaThunder]

Earlier today, a dinosaur (seen above) was detained and then detonated by the Boston police department due to suspicions of it being a potential explosive device.

[Pilgrim]

Original cover to the Abbey Road Album.

[ColGreeley]

Part Dinosaur, part Crossing Guard. More than meets the Eye!

[newdigitalblue]

Why Did the Dinosaur cross the Road?
Coalition Provisional Authority: The fact that the Iraqi dinosaur crossed the road affirmatively demonstrates that decision-making authority has been transferred to the dinosaur well in advance of the scheduled June 30th transition of power. From now on the dinosaur is responsible for its own decisions.
Halliburton: We were asked to help the dinosaur cross the road. Given the inherent risk of road crossing and the rarity of dinosaurs, this operation will only cost the US government $326,004.
Muqtada al-Sadr: The dinosaur was a tool of the evil Coalition and will be killed.
US Army Military Police: We were directed to prepare the dinosaur to cross the road. As part of these preparations, individual soldiers ran over the dinosaur repeatedly and then plucked the dinosaur. We deeply regret the occurrence of any dinosaur rights violations.
Peshmerga: The dinosaur crossed the road, and will continue to cross the road, to show its independence and to transport the weapons it needs to defend itself. However, in future, to avoid problems, the dinosaur will be called a duck, and will wear a plastic bill.
1st Cav: The dinosaur was not authorized to cross the road without displaying two forms of picture identification. Thus, the dinosaur was appropriately detained and searched in accordance with current SOP?s. We apologize for any embarrassment to the dinosaur. As a result of this unfortunate incident, the command has instituted a gender sensitivity training program and all future dinosaur searches will be conducted by female soldiers.
Al Jazeera: The dinosaur was forced to cross the road multiple times at gunpoint by a large group of occupation soldiers, according to eye-witnesses. The dinosaur was then fired upon intentionally, in yet another example of the abuse of innocent Iraqi dinosaurs.
Blackwater: We cannot confirm any involvement in the dinosaur-road-crossing incident.
Translators: Dinosaur he cross street because bad she tangle regulation. Future dinosaur table against my request.
U.S. Marine Corps: The dinosaur is dead.
Navy: The dinosaur upon crossing the road was painted and lashed to the curb.

Kerry: "The dinosaur crossed the road before it did not"

Baghdad Bob: The dinosaur never crossed the road! He is safe in Baghdad, miles from the marauding vehicles of the infidel! THERE IS NO ROAD!

USAF: "As you can see here in the target video, the bomb was locked onto the dinosaur...and there it goes...the dinosaur is still moving...still moving...and unfortunately passed out of the parameters of the guidance system so that the bomb completely missed it and hit the weasel instead. Gotta admit thought, it's impressive footage..."

[ColGreeley]

Why did the Dinosaur cross the Road?

[Pilgrim]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070601/capt.6e973587504b4e758dc8d9b2c8c1adf8.clinton_2008 _caps111.jpg



Tom Morrow is extremely pleased at the prospect of all the new jobs he will be offered!

[ColGreeley]

"Remember, my fellow Americans, the world needs spellers."

[ColGreeley]

"I promise a better future for our country thru spelling."

[papaThunder]

It takes a village to spell toommarroo...


(and potatoe)

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/43002000/jpg/_43002069_ap416behind.jpg

[ColGreeley]

The Clown Riots of 2007 were put down rather quickly.

[ColGreeley]

Here we see a production shot from the set of the remake of THE WARRIORS.

[ColGreeley]

Not all clowns are funny.

[Rorschach]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/43015000/jpg/_43015641_singapore_ap416.jpg

[papaThunder]

The great Penis - Ferengie Hybrid!

[ColGreeley]

Not all Star Wars characters considered made the final cut for the movies.

[Rorschach]

Beldar was arrested for attempting ooomox on young Asian girls at the mall.

[papaThunder]

Tell me your stories! I'm all ears, ladies!!!! *moans and trash being thrown*

[ColGreeley]

When DS9 ended it's run, Quark had trouble finding employment.

[Rorschach]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/43019000/jpg/_43019867_ferrari_afp.jpg

[Rorschach]

Some new changes at the AFA Catholic Chapel...

[papaThunder]

My what big ears you have!

The better for me to put your head inside them.

[Rangarth]

TODAY....The US Military unleashed its newest weapon against terroism.......The Holy Ghost Bomb.....it is reputed to turn all muslims into christians. In response, the middle east have brought out The Muslim Mortar. More on this as it develops.

[Stephan]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/in_pictures_enl_1181561416/img/1.jpg

[papaThunder]

This is the kind of sh*t u gotta put up with when you live in Silent Hill...

[ColGreeley]

The town's road construction project was going great until they suddenly lost funding.

[buckeye4life02]

"And this is where we throw all our problem children....and its free to do and completely anonymous !"

[Rangarth]

I told you this was the end of the line......

or

Oops, Did I do that?

[ColGreeley]

The citizens of Purgatory discover the city limits.

[DoomedToRepeatIt]

"Well. We found where the sidewalk ends."

[ColGreeley]

"Yep, that sure is one hell of a pothole."

[buckeye4life02]

Operation Dumbo Drop....went all wrong

[ColGreeley]

The town knew it would make a fortune charging for tours to the center of the Earth.

[Jason]

In other news, A small town in China or japan or what ever. Got hit with a hole with deamons coming out if it. Diablo IV will start later in the week there.

[Jason]

Mother nature had her peroid this week.

[ColGreeley]

Uh, my car was parked right there...."

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/43038000/jpg/_43038861_stephenocallaghan.jpg

[ColGreeley]

The captain of the Exxon Valdez finds another captain's job.

[papaThunder]

Can someone give me a push!?

[Pilgrim]

Officer McQuilen nearly peed himself in joy thinking of the parking ticket he was about to write.

[ColGreeley]

The lifeguard did not look forward to this rescue.

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/43056000/jpg/_43056207_queenduke_pa_416.jpg

[Pilgrim]

Heil Hitler!

[Pilgrim]

Mickey Mouse called... He'd like his gloves back!

[ColGreeley]

The Queen debuted her Real Life Nutcracker today.

[papaThunder]

Raise your hand if the curtains match the drapes, if you know what I mean! *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

[ColGreeley]

(UGH! ) LOL

"Dammit, my hand is stuck to my hat!"

[Rangarth]

Ship - Unexplained Chaos erupted today when whales hijacked a ship and beached themselves. Volunteers couldnt push them back in.

Guard - Today the Queen implemented the new "Do Not Look at Me" Law. At least until her zit disappears.

[buckeye4life02]

Damn....i almost need 2 hands to keep this retarded thing on my head *cursing leadership*

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/43065000/jpg/_43065653_kers416.jpg

[Pilgrim]

I will get miss Crotchetts farm MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ColGreeley]

Queen - Could that dress be any greener?

**********************************

"Does this look infected to you?"

[DoomedToRepeatIt]

"Dear Lord, ma'am! Were you attacked by a balloon animal?"

[ColGreeley]

"I say, I am glad this club doesn't allow any freaks."

[papaThunder]

Shut up old man, or I will tentacle rape you with my hat!

[ColGreeley]

"Don't stare at the tentacle, don't stare at the tentacle."

[papaThunder]

This hat is just a clever way to hide my bong in public, wanna hit?

[ColGreeley]

Fashion Designs by Cruella Deville.

[newdigitalblue]

From alice in wonderland the Queen of Hearts has a bad hair day.

[Jason]

Cthulhu wife picture was taken this past Kentucky Derby.

[ColGreeley]

My Fair Lady II - Eliza the Mutant

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/43066000/jpg/_43066901_cigarette_416_pa.jpg

[ColGreeley]

A smoker can dream can he?

[DoomedToRepeatIt]

Just 12 more days to go. . . before this quitter starts smoking again.

[newdigitalblue]

Anyone else find the irony between Doomedtorepeatit's screen name and todays new image....

[ColGreeley]

It will take 12 days to smoke that one.

[DoomedToRepeatIt]

Anyone else find the irony between Doomedtorepeatit's screen name and todays new image....


Funny.

[Stephan]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/in_pictures_enl_1182416456/img/1.jpg

[ColGreeley]

The tourists were hoping the Holy Men could point them in the direction of the restrooms.

[Pilgrim]

Everyone felt guilty when the mostly naked Indian came through later and started crying at all the garbage.

[ColGreeley]

Druid Con 2007

[newdigitalblue]

Druid Con 2007
Lol ya know, that's kinda catchy....

In a historic presidance the druidic counsile reconvined today after over a 1,000 years of inactivity (That druid con is a hard one to follow.)

[ColGreeley]

The only problem with Druid Con 2007 is registration.

[Pilgrim]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070620/i/r3667016087.jpg

[newdigitalblue]

I spy with my little eye.

[ColGreeley]

I possess the All-Seeing EYE!

[papaThunder]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070620/i/r3667016087.jpg

BYAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

[ColGreeley]

"Zip it!" "Zip it good!"

[Pilgrim]

You want me to get you your slippers?

Gee would you Sarge?

Look into my eye!

[ColGreeley]

I am squishing your head.

[ColGreeley]

America likes me this much.

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42412000/jpg/_42412404_gall_rain7getty.jpg

[ColGreeley]

Britsh Rock Fans are way more laid back when they tailgate party.

[Galactoates]

So much for the hype about the crazy Summer Solstice party

[papaThunder]

2 out of 3 nerds wear galoshes, do you?

[ColGreeley]

These guys get the Glastonbury Daily, do you?

[newdigitalblue]

In a recent study 2 out of 3 people were prepared for floods.

[ColGreeley]

Concert Vendors were charging $50.00 for galoshes.

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42425000/jpg/_42425780_ap_tallmen220.jpg

[ColGreeley]

The army realizes that genetic mutation is the wave of the future.

[papaThunder]

The military has finally stooped to Kim Jong Ill's level.

[Pilgrim]

After that night Bill didn't want to be asked, and he certainly wasn't telling.

[buckeye4life02]

Well crap they said these new uniforms would hide me anywhere...mumbling *stupid camo

[ColGreeley]

The 3rd team in the NBA draft was pretty much screwed.

[ColGreeley]

"Why am I always the last to be picked for hoops?"

[papaThunder]

I just know you are gonna squish me into a ball, dribble me for a bit, and then shoot me into the hoop, 3 points! *sigh*

[ColGreeley]

3 guys playing HORSE. It's Fantastic!

[newdigitalblue]

Maybe an army of one wasn't such a great motto.

[Stephan]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/in_pictures_enl_1182939088/img/1.jpg

[Pilgrim]

Fetish night at the secret lab... always a good time!

[papaThunder]

You will walk on the bottles and you will like it! Don't be such a pussy!

[ColGreeley]

Audtions for Catwoman were held today.

[ColGreeley]

Eartha Kitt works on her balance skills daily.

[papaThunder]

German TV before Baywatch

[ColGreeley]

Superhero training is way tougher in Germany than here in the States.

[Stephan]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/in_pictures_enl_1183017267/img/1.jpg

[ColGreeley]

An Amish Playboy Centerfold.

[Pilgrim]

Why buy the cow?

[ColGreeley]

Milking a cow, now made glamorous.

[newdigitalblue]

Playboy artical, how Mary got her grip.

[papaThunder]

The joke was on Mary when her co-workers informed her that what she was milking had horns.

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42435000/jpg/_42435848_1.jpg

[Stephan]

Do you have what it takes to be the next Spice Girl?

[Pilgrim]

Incontinent Spice
Juice Bar Spice
Flag Draped Spice
Soon to be Accidentally shot on Safari Spice
Broken down Tranny Spice.

[ColGreeley]

The world realizes that the Spice Girls have not aged well.

[papaThunder]

Stay out of my internet history files!!!!

[ColGreeley]

Spice Girl Tribute bands from around the world rejoiced over the annoucement of their Reunion Tour.

[papaThunder]

If you wanna be my lovah...

[ColGreeley]

Time has not been kind.

[Stephan]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/picture_gallery/07/in_pictures_cathal_mcnaughton0s_award_winning_year/img/5.jpg

[Pilgrim]

Don't poop, don't poop, don't poop.

[ColGreeley]

Ever have one of those days?

[newdigitalblue]

You know you picked a bad spot for your nest when...

[ColGreeley]

"Hey doc, I don't feel so good, I think I have something in my throat."

[Rangarth]

Man these no frills flights are getting crazy.

[ColGreeley]

Chew your food before you swallow.

[papaThunder]

Man I'm glad you don't have any molars.

[ColGreeley]

The old fashioned way to have your teeth cleaned.

[Pilgrim]

don't poop, don't poop, don't poop

[ColGreeley]

"What is the rent on a place like this?"

[papaThunder]

Mind if I vomit in your mouth?

[ColGreeley]

"Is there anything stuck in my teeth? Be honest."

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42449000/jpg/_42449050_elbaz_ap_180300.jpg

[MyMyst8k]

"Drew Carey visits the Kremlin"

[Pilgrim]

The Bow tie Virtually Guarantees the Lovin!

[ColGreeley]

The Bow Knows......

[papaThunder]

don't poop, don't poop, don't poop

[MyMyst8k]

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/7794/009moda94ed5.jpg

[papaThunder]

Palamino! Palamino!

[DoomedToRepeatIt]

I have nothing to post for this, really. I just want to know WTF this was taken from. Honestly.

[ColGreeley]

The Mad Max Fashion Show kicked off today.

[papaThunder]

Blue Steel!

[ColGreeley]

Cod piece is optional!

[Pilgrim]

don't poop, don't poop, don't poop

[papaThunder]

don't poop, don't poop, don't poop

Yup, I think this can apply to all pictures!

[ColGreeley]

The WWE's Legion of Doom's long overdue Spring collection.

[papaThunder]

Can you hammer a nail into a 2x4 with your penis?

[ColGreeley]

A rejected contestant from STAN LEE's "WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO?"

[Pilgrim]

The hose, known as the "Happy Hose" is attached to a vacuum cleaner.

[Rangarth]

Two go in One come out......Two go in One comes out........TWO GO IN ONE COMES OUT!!!!!!

[Rangarth]

Is that your clothes or are you just happy to see me?

[ColGreeley]

The costume design ideas for the remake of THE WARRIORS.

[papaThunder]

Frank was horrified as the hose in his costume began to elevate slowly out in front of him...

[Pilgrim]

The hose isn't bad... the Stables that keep it in place on the other hand...

[ColGreeley]

"THE HOSE" from the makers of "OOPS, I CRAPPED MY PANTS."

[papaThunder]

Frank recalled the misbehaving reporters that ambushed him out back, and how he had to hose them down to keep them at bay.

[ColGreeley]

" I don't look like a dork, they are NOT laughing at me, I don't look like a dork"

[papaThunder]

In the early days of the Fremen on Dune, the first prototypes of the stillsuit were not very popular.

[ColGreeley]

Iggy Pop was in concert earlier this evening.

[MyMyst8k]

I have nothing to post for this, really. I just want to know WTF this was taken from. Honestly.

http://static.iftk.com.br/mt/2007/07/weirdest_fashion_show_ever_by.html#more]
(http://static.iftk.com.br/mt/2007/07/weirdest_fashion_show_ever_by.html#more)

There's a bunch of funny photos there. I just picked the one that sent Cheerios through my nose.:D

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42464000/jpg/_42464750_bushindpday_ap220px.jpg

[Stephan]

Go on kid, pull my finger.

[Pilgrim]

We'll put Your Dad's name right here on this memorial wall... will that make you happy?

[ColGreeley]

"Look everybody, we see the 2008 Democratic canidates here in their natural habitat."

[ColGreeley]

"If I push this red button, nuclear armagedon!"

[papaThunder]

Now I'll kill a snitch! I'm not sayin' I have, not sayin' I haven't...

[ColGreeley]

"Oooh look, this is one of those fireworks that jumps up and down."

[Jason]

Your money is in good hands, with Bush state.

[Jason]

Your Ma'ma thought JarJar came with Pickles Pickles.

[papaThunder]

Uhhhhhhh

[Jason]

And this is what I do in my spare time. Torture many many many people.

[Jason]

This is my first comic I read called Super Fuge. I read this after durning Hurricane Contrina hit the US.

[Jason]

Here is my Certificate saying I am a Jedi. This is my other certificate I have that was from the Pope. Saying I am a sith lord.

[Rangarth]

Who is smarter than a 5th grader?

[papaThunder]

You see this kids? This is Sadaam's head. And right next to it are the heads of all the other Jihadists. I keep them on my desk at work.

[ColGreeley]

Damn, can't see these ones. Oh well.

[buckeye4life02]

OOOHhhhhh look at the kitty!!!

[papaThunder]

Troy, I think we are still on the one with Bush...

[newdigitalblue]

There's one thing that america knows about George Bush that is differant from Bill Clinton

George Bush doesn't pull out.

[ColGreeley]

Bush attempts to poke a dozing Vice Presdent Cheney.

[papaThunder]

Kids, help me out here, lets check Chaney for prostate cancer.

[ColGreeley]

"And that helicopter. Yeah, that's mine too."

[ColGreeley]

"Read my lips, no political pardon."

[papaThunder]

Sing with me now, kids! The stars at night, are shining bright...

[newdigitalblue]

http://www.gamershavenco.com/images/events/demos/FoWdemo2.jpg

(They made me do it!)

[Pilgrim]

http://www.gamershavenco.com/images/events/demos/FoWdemo2.jpg



Sir Robert Von Sinister, with his grease Paint goatee, prepares to take old lady St'Croix's farm house!

[ColGreeley]

"And then I threw the Senate at him. The whole Senate! True story!"

[Stephan]

Well, I was going to post a new picture, but I think that one deserves a few more captions.

[newdigitalblue]

So my goatee is painted... at least it makes the customers laugh.

[papaThunder]

No, I don't know if you can eat the paint. Why don't you try it an see!?

[Rorschach]

"Ha ha ha hehhhh...yeah, I wonder if they'd laugh if I threw this orange paint in their eyes! Make fun of MY tanks, will they!?! "

[Rorschach]

"HEHEHHEHEHEHE....I've glued my right hand to my crotch...hehehehehe"

[Pilgrim]

Ok... now Everyone pretend to be happy... and GO!

[ColGreeley]

"And here is a model version of my plan to take over the world."

[Rangarth]

HE HE HE Three Guesses...snicker snicker what I am holding under the table?.....snicker snicker

[Rangarth]

At first I thought maybe I should go with a Hitler Mustache but I think this goatee makes me look more sinister.

[ColGreeley]

Tank Battles made fun!

[papaThunder]

Buy the damn miniatures, or I'll send you into the back with Troy!

[ColGreeley]

The Mirror Universe version of Rob gives a Flames of War demo.

[ColGreeley]

"I just made Timbo clean the bathrooms."

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42489000/jpg/_42489990_condoms_ap416.jpg

[ColGreeley]

Today's modern girl is always ready.

[DoomedToRepeatIt]

There's advertising, and then there's broadcasting. . .

[newdigitalblue]

....

[papaThunder]

oh fasho

[Rob]

http://i11.tinypic.com/6akm2kh.jpg

[ColGreeley]

I don't have the words.....

[Rangarth]

Al Gores Latest Plan versus Global Warming!

[ColGreeley]

Poster found in all the dressing rooms at Live Earth.

[Stephan]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/in_pictures_enl_1184148234/img/1.jpg

[Pilgrim]

Everybody Wang chung tonight!

[ColGreeley]

"Is that a hat on your head or are you glad to see me?"

[Jason]

This is a photo Wang chung is show what she like the most.

[Jason]

I have a 11:56 with yellow and a 11:58 with blue. I can squeeze you in at 12:30 with a pink , after my lunch break.

[newdigitalblue]

everyone was latex fighting!

[papaThunder]

I keep every one you know... ... for my hats.

[ColGreeley]

What is the word I am thinking of....oh yeah, TACKY!

[Stephan]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/in_pictures_enl_1184233886/img/1.jpg

[Pilgrim]

That is one amazing tan...

[ColGreeley]

I bet we are having fish again for dinner.

[newdigitalblue]

In other news India's nucular power plant sprung a leak leading to the feeding of starving children arround the world.

[papaThunder]

Lee learns first hand why you are not supposed to fart in the water.

[ColGreeley]

"Dammit, they are not even trying to swim."

[Pilgrim]

Sentenced to the hell of Wading and collecting all the Dead fish.

[ColGreeley]

Attempts to clean up the Hudson River continued today.....

[newdigitalblue]

... What sad is I used to live in Colonie (Right next to albany) and I can actually see that one.

[papaThunder]

Hmm, do you think the water is safe to drink?

[ColGreeley]

Red Lobster gets their weekly shipment.

[Pilgrim]

Don't poop, don't poop, don't poop!

[papaThunder]

Poop, poop damn it! Poop!

[Jason]

In other news, Science put togeather somthing new today. How Breading with rabbits where used on fish.

[ColGreeley]

Fishing with Dynamite works wonders!

[papaThunder]

3 more loads of fish and I can afford to have my nipples bronzed!

[ColGreeley]

"When Fish Attack!" Next on FOX.

[papaThunder]

I mean to leave you as you left me. Marooned in a sea of dead fish,

buried alive, buried alive.


WANG!!!

[papaThunder]

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/5733/scaryhillaryclintonrn4.jpg

[Pilgrim]

don't poop, don't poop, Don't poop!!!

[ColGreeley]

"She's changing, RUN!"

[newdigitalblue]

And everyone thought that just Bush looked like a monkey.

[Pilgrim]

And if you DOOOO!

[Rorschach]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/43996000/jpg/_43996959_tallest_shortest416ap.jpg

[Pilgrim]

Lunch?

[squevitch]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/43997000/jpg/_43997602_darth_vader220ap.jpg

"Just give me a few minutes Tarkin. Sheez."

[Stephan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44001000/jpg/_44001151_china_getty416.jpg

[newdigitalblue]

first one
I just like the taste, this mask was made to keep all the bad stuff out of my body... it has nothing to do with my mask hissing every time I breathe.... really!
Second one
I always wanted to be a ballerina! or The first military attempt to recreate Micheal Jacksons Thriller!