What doesn't cause cancer now ?

[nemerrle]

http://news.independent.co.uk/health/article2586652.ece

http://info.cancerresearchuk.org/news/newsarchive/2007/may/18160880

[Cpt_NinjaPants]

Aids.

[FormShaper]

Aids.

Democrats. Democrats have yet to be directly identified as carcinogenic.

So take that, all you wacky neocons!

MB

[Da' Boss Troll]

Democrats. Democrats have yet to be directly identified as carcinogenic.

Democrats cause massive stress to anyone who thinks logically. Stress impairs the immune system. A weak immune system can't fight off the first stages of cancer thus increasing ones chances of a tumor metastasizing. So at the very least Democrats help cancer get worse.

[Brandon]

Democrats cause massive stress to anyone who thinks logically. Stress impairs the immune system. A weak immune system can't fight off the first stages of cancer thus increasing ones chances of a tumor metastasizing. So at the very least Democrats help cancer get worse.

Agreed :D

Brandon

[Pilgrim]

I think I'm going to have to go Bi-partisan on this one and say Politics causes Cancer, Both Idiot Spineless Democrats and Idiot Spineless Republicans alike...

[ColGreeley]

I must agree. Politicians in general are to blame.

[livingancestor]

Dimes cause cancer.
A few years back, some college medical center surgically inserted sterile dimes (yes, the 10 cent piece) into 100 rats. Of those rats, 1 developed cancer. They said that this was all the proof that was needed to prove that dimes caused cancer. Their point was that most of these studies on what does, and does not, cause cancer uses the same type of "pseudo-science" that they used for their experiment.

Because of this study, I am now very careful to only carry pennys, nickels and quarters in my pocket (maybe the occasional 50 cent piece, if I'm lucky). Can't be too careful you know. ;)

[papaThunder]

Coffee better not cause cancer...

[livingancestor]

If it does, I'm doomed.

[Pilgrim]

Dimes cause cancer.
A few years back, some college medical center surgically inserted sterile dimes (yes, the 10 cent piece) into 100 rats. Of those rats, 1 developed cancer. They said that this was all the proof that was needed to prove that dimes caused cancer. Their point was that most of these studies on what does, and does not, cause cancer uses the same type of "pseudo-science" that they used for their experiment.

Because of this study, I am now very careful to only carry pennys, nickels and quarters in my pocket (maybe the occasional 50 cent piece, if I'm lucky). Can't be too careful you know. ;)
Man I've been carrying $2 in penny's rectally for years now... Guess I should probably stop...

[livingancestor]

I know a burly fellow named Dr. Bubba who would be glad to help you remove them AND make change where needed. :eek:

[papaThunder]

Man I've been carrying $2 in penny's rectally for years now... Guess I should probably stop...

I always thought I heard a jingle in your step as you walk

[Da' Boss Troll]

I think I'm going to have to go Bi-partisan on this one and say Politics causes Cancer, Both Idiot Spineless Democrats and Idiot Spineless Republicans alike...

The original comment claimed that one brand of hacks didn't cause cancer. Such a blatently biased statemnt needed contradiction. While it is true those lower life forms with R's after their names are equaly carcinogenic, they are hazardous to your health for differant reasons.

[newdigitalblue]

Here's an artical that says it does. I think...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article788739.ece

[papaThunder]

Sigh,

I think they will find a remarkable link to breathing and cancer next.

Still, I will no more give up drinking coffee than a monkey would give up eating its poop.

[ColGreeley]

If donuts are found to cause cancer, Homer Simpson and myself are doomed!

[newdigitalblue]

Here's another artical for ya

http://www.infowars.com/articles/science/cancer_top_five_cancer_causing_foods.htm


* Doughnuts: Doughnuts contain hydrogenated oils, white flour, sugar, and acrylamides. Essentially, they're one of the worst cancer foods you can possibly eat. Reader's Digest calls doughnuts "disastrous" as a breakfast food, and many experts agree it's probably one of the worst ways to start the day.

[papaThunder]

Doughnuts: Doughnuts contain hydrogenated oils, white flour, sugar, and acrylamides. Essentially, they're one of the worst cancer foods you can possibly eat. Reader's Digest calls doughnuts "disastrous" as a breakfast food, and many experts agree it's probably one of the worst ways to start the day.

They obviously have not started their day this way, otherwise they would not have made such a ridiculous statement!!!

[ColGreeley]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[Pilgrim]

The number 1 cause of Cancer related Deaths in America is still Cancer.

[newdigitalblue]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Gee... I think I broke him....

[papaThunder]

And probably Cheese Curds too, Troy...

[ColGreeley]

"NOOOOOO!" Tim, Why do you torment me so?"

[papaThunder]

I've done better than torment you Troy, I've hurt you. And I plan to go on hurting you. To leave you as you left me, BURIED ALIVE. (buried alive) buried alive.

[ColGreeley]

(surrounded by donuts and cheese curds I can't have)


"TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[FormShaper]

"Donuts can do anything."
- Homer Simpson


Never forget this, Troy. Never forget.

MB

[ColGreeley]

Well, if I am going to die from something, I choose you, BACON and DONUTS!

[papaThunder]

Mmmm, bacon filled donuts. Gahhhhhhh *drool*

[ColGreeley]

Bacon, is there nothing you can't fix?

[Da' Boss Troll]

Why do you torment me so?

Can't a guy have a hobby!

[newdigitalblue]

And cause it's so easy.

[papaThunder]

This just in:

Tormenting Troy causes cancer.

[ColGreeley]

This has been your Medical Minute with Tim Porter.