Edge
05-25-2007, 08:28 AM
Since the Legion are getting reindeer (ulk) as their cavalry, a funny song came to mind as I was playing against Circle and Baldur...
Baldur got run over by a reindeer
Forest-walking home from our woods Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Thagrosh,
But as for me and Kreagor, we believe.
He’d been drinkin' too much rockgut,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd left his fury,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Rapture marks on his back.
Baldur go run over by a reindeer,
Forest-Walkin' home from our woods on Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Thagrosh,
But as for me and Kreagor, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Kreagor,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' rituals,
Drinkin' ale and playin' Hordes with the Tharn Belles.
It's not Christmas without Baldur.
All the druid’s dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we release the warpwolves and start the attack?
Baldur got run over by a reindeer,
Forest-Walkin' home from our woods Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Thagrosh,
But as for me and Kreagor, we believe.
Now the shredder is on the table
And the pudding made of pyg.
And a brown and green candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Baldur’s wig.
I've warned all my friends and druids.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give an Athanc,
To a dragonhanded ogre that plays with elves.
Baldur got run over by a reindeer,
Forest-Walkin' home from our woods, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Thagrosh,
But as for me and Kreagor, we believe
Baldur got run over by a reindeer
Forest-walking home from our woods Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Thagrosh,
But as for me and Kreagor, we believe.
He’d been drinkin' too much rockgut,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd left his fury,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Rapture marks on his back.
Baldur go run over by a reindeer,
Forest-Walkin' home from our woods on Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Thagrosh,
But as for me and Kreagor, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Kreagor,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' rituals,
Drinkin' ale and playin' Hordes with the Tharn Belles.
It's not Christmas without Baldur.
All the druid’s dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we release the warpwolves and start the attack?
Baldur got run over by a reindeer,
Forest-Walkin' home from our woods Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Thagrosh,
But as for me and Kreagor, we believe.
Now the shredder is on the table
And the pudding made of pyg.
And a brown and green candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Baldur’s wig.
I've warned all my friends and druids.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give an Athanc,
To a dragonhanded ogre that plays with elves.
Baldur got run over by a reindeer,
Forest-Walkin' home from our woods, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Thagrosh,
But as for me and Kreagor, we believe