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papaThunder
05-10-2007, 01:48 PM
Don't mess with those crazy Scientologists...

http://www.10zenmonkeys.com/2007/02/04/scientology-fugitive-arrested/


On Friday, Arizona police arrested a 64-year-old man — a fugitive since 2001 in a bizarre war that mixes free speech, copyright law, and the Church of Scientology.

Keith Henson’s journey began seven years ago while innocuously watching another critic mock the group on an internet newsgroup. In a gonzo discussion about procuring a “Tom Cruise missile,” they’d joked about working with “Secret Agent 99, wearing a stunning black leather biker outfit.” Other posters joined in the internet discussion, asking whether Tom Cruise missiles are affected by wind.”No way,” Keith joked. “Modern weapons are accurate to a matter of a few tens of yards.”

The police were informed of his “threatening” posts, and Henson was arrested.

The police tipsters were the Scientologists themselves, who had already been the targets of an annoying picketing campaign by Henson over the death of a woman near their complex. Besides Henson’s inability to acquire long-range missiles, his wife notes bitterly that it would be impossible for any church members in the complex to feel threatened by the internet posts, since they aren’t even allowed to access the internet. Scientology officials have also claimed Henson followed their employees home — though Henson counters that “the same people who claimed to have been ‘terrorized’ by the picketers offered to take them to lunch on June 25, 2000, evidently to distract them from the death scene being cleaned up.”

Though Henson was found innocent of long-range missile terrorism, for his activities he was convicted of interfering with a church — a California hate crime for which he received a six-month misdemeanor prison sentence. But Henson said he feared his life would be in danger from Scientologists if he were imprisoned - and he fled to Canada in 2001.

mruch89
05-10-2007, 02:26 PM
Tom Cruise Missiles...
So many jokes, so little writing space and PC police at work

DoomedToRepeatIt
05-11-2007, 09:39 AM
Any time that man or his joke of a religion is mentioned, my head starts hurting.

papaThunder
05-11-2007, 09:54 AM
Careful, or they will come after you next...

DoomedToRepeatIt
05-17-2007, 10:20 AM
Let them come! I am beyond conversion. My father is a Lutheran, my mother a Baptist, my sister a Wiccan, my brother an athiest, and my fiancee a Catholic.

Rorschach
05-17-2007, 11:06 AM
They won't try to convert a negative Thetan like you, they'll just sue you into oblivion. That's why the EU is thinking of outlawing them...

BTW, with such a Diversified Family Portfolio, which are you?

Pilgrim
05-17-2007, 11:20 AM
Let them come! I am beyond conversion. My father is a Lutheran, my mother a Baptist, my sister a Wiccan, my brother an athiest, and my fiancee a Catholic.
Add 2 Mormons and a Unitarian and you should be pretty well covered!

DoomedToRepeatIt
05-17-2007, 01:24 PM
Technically, I'm a Lutheran, but I don't count myself because I'm non-practicing.

Rorschach
05-17-2007, 01:34 PM
One side of my family is Lutheran too, just enough to get all the Garrison Kellior jokes about them.
I'm a Presbyterian/Daoist/Wicca/Druid/Gnostic/Jeffersonian , but there's no Church for all that, so I don't get to formally worship much. :-)